Beyond the Realm of the Gods

by Chriddof

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Finally on the Savant Record Series! This is the new 60-track compilation by British iconoclast artist Chriddof, featuring all new works made from 2011 to date. As always, hilariously deconstructive and crazy tracks merge between the creepy and the uncanny, featuring absurd covers, strange melodies and silly jingles— a new introduction into Chriddof's world of the weird.

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UPDATE 2016–10–26: Updated artwork.

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released August 10, 2014

Music and Artwork by Chriddof

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Track Name: (Ding Ding Ding) Here Comes the Dickmobile
Ding, ding, ding.
Here comes the dickmobile.
Track Name: Bob
Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina.
Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina.
Track Name: Everything Is Happening
Everything is happening.
Everything is happening.
Track Name: An Egg
Day's here.
A very important day, too.
Wedding day.
And this morning, like any other, begins with a proper breakfast.

An egg. An egg.
An egg. An egg.
Track Name: David Bowie's Gastroenteritis
Gastroenteritis.
Gastroenteritis.
Gastroenteritis.
Gastroenteritis.
Track Name: Gumflap, Ah
Gumflap, ah. Gumflap, ah.
Gumflap, gumflap, gumflap, ah.
Track Name: Everything Is Fine
Everything is fine.
Everything is hunky dory.
Track Name: Going to the Toilet
Going to the toilet.
Going to the toilet.
Going to the toilet.
Going to the toilet.
Track Name: Anus Cat
Anus cat. Anus cat.
Anus cat. Anus cat.
Track Name: Goiter
Measuring George Lucas's goiter.
George Luca's goiter must be measured.
Track Name: Butcher
B-U-T-C-H-E-R!
B-U-T-C-H-E-R!
B-U-T-C-H-E-R!
A-I-O-O!
Track Name: Sardines
Sardines. Sardines.
Sardines. Sardines.
Track Name: R Kroc
As you probably know by now, we've got a new theme.
Nobody can do it like McDonald's can.
Now, we all know that, but we want to let the customers know it too.
A friendly smile from you goes a long way.
Without you as the liason between McDonald's corporation and the customer, then we're dead.
You're one of the most important people in the whole corporation, and nobody appreciates that fact more than I do.
God bless you.
Track Name: Meep
Meep.
Track Name: Silent Night
Silent night! Holy night!
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon virgin mother and Child.
Holy Infant, so tender and mild,
Sleep in heavenly peace;
Sleep in heavenly peace.

Silent night! Holy night!
Shepherds quake at the sight!
Glories stream from heaven afar;
Heav'nly hosts sing Alleluia!
Christ, the Savior, is born!
Christ, the Savior, is born!
Track Name: Nigel Farage Auto Erotic Vacuum Attachment Fatal Accident Involving Natural Disaster
Die!
Track Name: Time Goes Nowhere
Time— Time— Time— Time— Time goes nowhere!
Track Name: Memento Mori
Proper care should be taken of your hi-fi system.
Always check your stylus: it must be free of fluff.
There's nothing on TV tonight, and there never will be.
A memento mori for junior, a memento mori for the wife.
Track Name: We're All Dead
We're all dead.
We're all dead.
Dead as a doornail lying flat in a hole on the ground.
We're all dead.
We're all dead.
Six feet under, shot in the head, brown bread.
Track Name: We Will Rock You
Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise,
Playing in the street, gonna be a big man some day.

You got mud on yo' face, big disgrace,
Kicking your can all over the place.

We will we will rock you.

Buddy you're a young man, hard man,
Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world some day.
You got blood on yo' face, big disgrace,
Waving your banner all over the place.

We will we will rock you.

Buddy you're an old man, poor man,
Pleadinh with your eyes, gonna make you some peace some day.
You got mud on your face, big disgrace,
Somebody better put you back into your place.

We will we will rock you.
We will we will rock you.